#simp Alejandro

[dramaticallytotal]

Every time you make alejandro a simp loser for noah, an angel gains its wings

Thank you 😊

If there's one thing you can count on me to do, it's make Alejandro the most pathetic simp even whilst he is in the throes of denial.

This man is Wesley levels of whipped. He even tells Noah, "As you wish," when the smaller boy asks or demands something.

Let the angels rejoice!

[1-ecto-genteicist]

every year, i think about them.

this was an excuse to draw alejandro as that one stock image, but noah took over.

[lizzy019]

Me when any CoD man is either super cool or super silly and all I wanna do is feed them and pamper them and give them the nicest blowjob they've ever had so that I can be the light of their life... also because I need money and these fucking military jobs give sergeants and higher the best paycheques:

[decaf-mother]

I love being unapologetically a whore for fictional characters.

[savingsallow]

— I got your back! ✨

[val & ale: just alejandro being the best boy bestie]

"you're welcome"

"you're not doing that face again"

"you're an idiot, but what would i do without you"

— trying hard to get her attention × annoyed but extremely happy to see him there —

continuation of my previous post: "dead inside"

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shots by the QUEEN herself 👑✨:

pose by:

[misiahasahardname]

total drama world tour if it was based

WOW my doodles look a lot weirder coloured. here’s a colourless one (don’t ask why i made these transparent because idek)

[alphaclxwn]

the sole reason i dont ship aleduncan as much as id like is bc their dumb ass facial hair limits me

they get stuck together like velcro

[not-eli]

Heather's hairtye breaks and her hair falls down and she's frustrated and she asks Alejandro if he has a spare one and he has never seen her with her hair down and he's staring at her with heart eyes and -

[ff7-has-taken-me-over]

Lmaooo that’s so funny soap being a villain but is too attractive so everyone just falls for him. It’s funny to think if he was ever interrogated because I think he would either flirt with who ever is going in to talk to him or is just making massive puppy eyes and is like “*gasp* you’re gonna hurt me?” With tears in his eyes and everyone is like “NO I’M SORRY”. I feel like certain people reaction’s would be so confusing to soap I feel like ghost and könig would be like I caught/found him first he’s mine and Rudy and Alejandro I’m not sure but they would love him.

Between one moment and the next my entire tumblr changed it’s layout. Anyway! For some reason I wasn’t notified of this and I’m so sorry for responding late.

But if Soap were captured he’d pull puppy eyes on Rudy, Gaz and König. Those three are the softest mf’s on the task force and would fall for it so damn hard that they’d probs let the man go if exposed to it any longer.

Rudy would pull out the pet names so damn quickly and go so soft on the man that Soap would actually feel somewhat bad for manipulating him like this.

Gaz I reckon would feel like he was hurting his little brother or kicking his dog and he’d develop a guilt complex like a mile long.

König would full on just become a flustered mess. He’d go in, all brooding, silent and strong and the second Soap pulled those watery puppy eyes on him he’d melt in the doorway and beg forgiveness.

Ghost and Alejandro would definitely be the ones Soap flirted with, hands down.

Like he’d flirt with Alejandro and the man would just completely forget what he even went in there to do. It would suddenly turn into a competition to see who could flirt better, and all it takes is Soap purring fluent Spanish with this smug little grin for him to know Alejandro’s a goner for him.

Ghost is a little trickier to break down but Soap wouldn’t be who he was if he didn’t love himself a challenge. It takes a few minutes of Ghost just sitting there stoically, but once Soap pulls out the Gaelic pet names and starts complimenting the man he knows he’s won.

Ghost literally takes the flirting and pet names as a proclamation of love and full on just decides, “Yeah he’s mine now. Touch him and I’ll kill you.” 😂

Price got one look at that shit eating grin and familiar Scottish drawl and knew for a damn fact he was abandoning his side for Soap. He came to care for the man like a son back during SAS days and it doesn’t matter if those are long since gone, that’s his son damnit!!

[liamrev]

He’s so cool and suave

Alternate Britney version

[commonrur]

My main fandom rn consists of 2 people, me and my bf....the fandom is his OC Lore..

[dramaticallytotal]

I definitely want to know what alejandro was thinking at that moment, especially when it happened again afterward 😈

Six? Six! How had he not known about these six gilipollas!? Alejandro prided himself on his observation skills, I mean, how else was he supposed to find out other people's weaknesses without them? (Other than with his nonexistent hacking skills. Of course there was always bribery for information but it was so much sweeter when he found out a weakness on his own by good ol detective work or by being so charming that the weakness was told to him). So, how did he miss all these boys hitting on his teammate? Not that he could blame them, mind you. Noah certainly had the smarts to be intriguing and make a conversation worthwhile. The way he debated made his eyes shine with life, and his usual smirk would morph into a small, genuine smile. This was especially true when he spoke about books.

You could always tell what was happening in a book that Noah was reading because he became so expressive. It was such an interesting transformation to see. So it was easy for Alejandro to see why these boys thought they could approach Noah. What baffled him is that Noah responded! Though, from what was revealed, it was a misunderstanding on Noah's part, which was admittedly adorable of the resident snark, considering he was normally the first one to figure something out. So perhaps Alejandro had done or said something that Noah had misinterpreted, that made him make such a "joke" during the Jack the Ripper challenge.

To others, it was probably seen as just that, a joke, but to Alejandro, he could hear the underlying bitterness and mistrust. Maybe it was just because Alejandro had made the shorter male maneuver through the lasers in Paris like Noah had explained, but he just had this feeling it was something more. Perhaps Noah thought he was punishing him for calling him "out" in Germany. Though the bookworm's way of calling out was just straight up asking Alejandro why he threw the challenge. Of course, he denied it, but Noah didn't seem to believe him. He also didn't comment even if he didn't so Alejandro thought they were all good.

Apparently not.

That was why he had fully planned on confronting Noah after the challenge, only for everyone to see some punk (literally to everyone else and figuratively on Alejandro's end) hitting on Noah. Alejandro could understand why the punk, who he later learned was named Ezra, had hit on Noah. He had eyes after all, but the sight had made his blood boil for some odd reason. Perhaps it was because he knew his amigo could do better than some boy who had stormed after a kidnapped Duncan without stopping to think he should call someone and without a weapon since the mob thought they could save their former castmate. The plan lacked common sense and actually thought, and Noah valued intelligence. Clearly, this hooligan lacked such a quality despite his insight and thoughts on the novel, Good Omens, which Alejandro had also read and had been planning on talking to Noah about.

He could handle Ezra... but five other boys, including the Brit!? How was he supposed to deal with five unknown entities! They all were obviously not good enough for Noah. They made him cry for Christ's sake! Noah did not deserve to worry himself to the point of tears and an anxiety attack. The boys were deceitful in their intentions (hypocrite) when they should have been upfront in their attraction to Noah. He deserved to know he was desired. That his thoughts were adored, his heart cherished, and his soul worshipped.

That was just Alejandro's opinion, though.

So how dare these worthless worms make such a proud man such as Noah waste tears on them. He vowed then and there to protect his friend and show him he was trustworthy. Obviously, Noah, who seemed to have a penchant for misunderstandings, had misread something Alejandro had said or done and this was the perfect opportunity to fix it!

Thankfully, when they got to stay in Greece, Alejandro managed to keep Noah by his side by debating and discussing their favorite Greek history moments and myths. It was a wonderful couple of days spent having stimulating intellectual conversations and trying local cuisine. It was something Alejandro liked despite his weak stomach and something that Owen was surprisingly good at finding. The butter donkey was good for something, but it was not a surprise that the something he excelled in was food related. Alejandro claimed their hang out was good for the team morale, and this would not be seen as suspicious. He counted the experience as a win.

The Area 51/52 challenge went by and though they stayed in Nevada, they didn't stay in a town or anything, they stayed in the plane so Alejandro didn't need to protect his small friend. But then they went to Australia. His team won, which was great, and the fact Chris let them stay in Bendigo was another plus. He had overheard Chris talking to Chef (you would think he would have learned his lesson) about their stay originally. It was supposed to be in Mildura, but as some sort of secret apology for embarrassing him too much on TV, Chris decided to switch their stay to Bendigo since Noah supposedly had always been fascinated with the place and had spoke of it a couple times when he worked for Chris.

It was weird and a little disturbing to know Chris actually had a heart and a conscience.

Overall, Alejandro was having a great time, and so it seemed was his team, especially Noah. Maybe that's why he let his guard down and let Noah hold their table outside the restaurant they had chosen while the rest of the team went in to order or use the restroom. He wanted to slap himself for being so stupid because by the time they went back outside, some boy was talking to a flustered Noah! It was like time started to move in slow motion as Alejandro watched the boy give Noah a kiss on the cheek. It was only when the boy pulled back and smiled at Noah that Alejandro felt he could move once more. In fact, he didn't think he had ever moved that fast in his life, and yet he still didn't reach his friend until that fiend left him with a wink! How dare he! HOW DARE HE!

Noah had been in a daze the entire afternoon after that, and no amount of teasing from Duncan or Izzy would snap him out of it. It was just another thing that had Alejandro's temper rise. That was it. That was the last boy that would be added to that so-called harem! Alejandro would make sure of it! From then on, it was like you couldn't find Noah without Alejandro. He was always there by the bookworm's side, whether they be deep in discussion or simply existing next to one another. Alejandro claimed he liked the peace and quiet that came with those times so anytime Noah wanted to read, Alejandro was there for him to lean on.

What Noah didn't know is that this worked as a natural deterrent to any boys that saw him and thought him cute because it looked like he and Alejandro were a couple. And the small number of times they weren't together, Alejandro would appear out of thin air and gently manhandle Noah somewhere else while being slightly more touchy than usual. It was something Noah had started to get used to, so he gradually thought nothing of it. Whenever he did this, Alejandro would stare at the boy who had been about to approach Noah with the biggest shit eating grin.

It wouldn't be until the wedding challenge that Alejandro realized he had the biggest fattest crush on Noah. It would also be that challenge that Alejandro nearly cried at the beauty of Noah in a wedding dress and tux jacket. Little did he know that Noah's International Bookclub members also nearly weeped at the sight.

[noahtally-famous]

that moment when you’ve so many rewrite/canon divergence au ideas for various td seasons bc each season in that damn show had its cons as well as pros, and it’ll be fun to pick out the characterizations and the ‘what ifs’

[maebyshifting]

now why gaz and price kinda…

[strixton]

no matter how far into sipping for other characters I get, Karl Heisenberg is always there at the top of my list. that gross engineering cowboy old man is still on the top of my fictional simp list, and he isn't even the prettiest one on the list. but he's these and I think he'll be there for a while

[ravnour]

I have fallen hard for Alejandro Vargas..